Shayari Bazar

The handcuffs are tight because they`re new They`ll stretch out after you wear them awhile Take your hands off the car and I`ll make your birth certificate a worthless document Remember when you gotta cuff `em nobody is your friend If you run you`ll only go to jail tired Can you run faster than 1 200 feet per second?(if you aren`t a shooter that is the average speed of a 9mm projectile (slug)) So you don`t know how fast you were going I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket huh? Yes sir you can talk to the shift supervisor but I don`t think it will help Oh did I mention that I am the shift supervisor? Warning You want a warning? O K I`m warning you not to do that again or I`ll give you another ticket The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog? God made tomorrow for the crooks we don`t catch today Yeah we have a quota Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven Law abiding citizens sleep peacefully in their beds solely because dedicated men and women stand ready to do violence in their behalf In God we trust all others we run through NCIC In God we trust all others are suspects Just how big were those two beers? No sir we don`t have quotas anymore We used to have quotas but now we`re allowed to write as many tickets as we want Law enforcement is not a spectator sport I know I know your kid is an honor student at the juvenile detention center I`m glad to hear the chief of police is a good personal friend of yours At least you know someone who can post your bail